are you sure you wanna let people know
you know someone dumb ;D

the weather's a killer nowadays la
;D
uber HAWT!
okiays, i'm hooked onto gay songs
;D

Jake Ryan is uber hawt.
okok.
i should stop harping on how cute he is.
"Build a bridge and get over it"

exams are fine i guess ;D
sleeepsleeeepsleeep and eateateat.
i should get a life, i know!

I AM HAPPY.


before i get to used to this guy.

had a movie marathon with
+65 Al Falah ;D
Hannah Montana is super FUNNNAY!
;D
''I've slayed you once, dude. Dont make me slay you again!''
Jake Ryan.
HAAAWTIE ;D

Shutter very scary, okay!
and our phones keep ringing.
STUNNED-

curry fishhead is damn gooooood ;DD
we should do this often!

my blog with die someday.
;D
uneventful week, except for evon's bday ;D
tried to tricked her into blowing all the
silly 'relight-able' candles.
it's soooo fun to watch her struggle. ;D
okay, we didnt sing the stupid song LOUDLY!
unfortunately she had to send her parents off to Cambodia!
but still HAAAAPPPPY BIRTHDAY.
belated.
;D
hope we'll remain as what we were 2years ago!

yepps! ;D
friday is a stupid day.
i shall not tell you why,
it's reeeeeeeeeeally too dumb!
XD
ask shermaine la.

i hate exams.
okok, but we get to be released early from school.
everyone, PARTAY!

okok, i know this is wrong.
gaah!
she's such a big faaaaart!
i think i've said this many times.
without thinking.
i'm thinking now, but i still couldnt resist!
okok, i wont write I HATE HER!
but writing I LOVE HER is so hypocritical.
DANG!

;D
extreme random-ness!
HOHO!
dunno why so hardcore.
bored until go study geography.
i envy people who can enjoy life.
sit in front of the comp, stoning.
thinking about nothing
but the strategies in DOTA!
dumbass.

goal in life:
DONT ENVY THEM, BE LIKE THEM!
;D

came home la, with jz.
bought lunch.
procrastinating now.
;D
swill start studying later.
just another uneventful day.
my 'mummy' finds joy
in watching me lose checkers ;]

but still, i had a lil' tiff with my REAL mom.
she so biased lar.
forever giving my brother nice food.
and my food a bit like beggar.
dam! O:

i have no idea why i got so upset.
it's not mine yes, but still you knew.
i hate you.
it was something i REALLY wanted to do.
and yet, you came and deny me of my rights.
YOU KNEW!
like heeelloooooo, you knew.
who's the bitch now?
i'm utterly sorry!
NAWT!
but i'm just dead pissed.
and i have no idea why..

sometimes i think i'm too fortunate.
too fortunate for my own good.

i wont know the pain of losing
someone close to your heart,
someone that important.

i admire your courage to get on with life.
i admire your independence.
and your tolerance to the many pains in life.

you're blessed with an extremely nice face.
i'll love you as a sibling perhaps.
you'll be a-oh-kay! ;D



just came back from
wreacking havoc in the library.
talking nonsense with tanpeckhui as usual.
my 'mummy' is amusing lur!
yaya, i'll marry you after you get fairer ;D

RANDOM FACTS ABOUT ME
1> totally UN- streetwise
2> rich bimboism history
3> SMART! ;D
4> i love food, food loves me!
5> TALL 169.5cm!
6> dancer ;D
7> i can get lost in singapore

7 THINGS THAT SCARES ME
1> getting lost
2> boarding a wrong bus
3> eating alone
4> having NO money!
5> having no food!
6> no one to talk to
7> failing english and SS/Goeog.


7 THINGS I LIKE MOST
1> DANCE ;D
2> TOILET, especially guy's {be wary}
3> cab-bing home!
4> gummy!
5> talk intellectually nonsense.
6> oggling at cute guys!
7> shopping on impulse!

7 THINGS I SAY THE MOST
1> see the wall there, go run into it.
2> wahlau eh!
3> LOLS!
4> go and die lar!
5> BALLS ;D
6> eh, wait ar.
7> help me take {things}


1. No Breakfast - People who do not take breakfast are going to have a lower blood sugar level. This leads to an insufficient supply of nutrients to the brain causing brain degeneration.
i no longer eat breakfast now.

2. Over-eating - It causes hardening of the brain arteries, leading to a decrease in mental power.

3. Smoking - It causes multiple brain shrinkage and may lead to Alzheimer disease.

4. High Sugar Consumption - Too much sugar will interrupt the absorption of proteins and nutrients causing malnutrition and may interfere with brain development.
i consume sugar as much as i breathe.

5. Air Pollution - The brain is the largest oxygen consumer in our body. Inhaling polluted air deceases the supply of oxygen to the brain, bringing about a decrease in brain efficiency.

6. Sleep Deprivation - Sleep allows our brain to rest. Long term deprivation from sleep will accelerate the death of brain cells.
i sleep at 12-1 everyday, without fail.

7. Head covered while sleeping - Sleeping with the head covered, increases the concentration of carbon dioxide and decrease concentration of oxygen that may lead to brain damaging effects.
lols, who does that!

8. Working your brain during illness - Working hard or studying with sickness may lead to a decrease in effectiveness of the brain as well as damage the brain.

9. Lacking in stimulating thoughts - Thinking is the best way to train our brain, lacking in brain stimulation thoughts may cause brain shrinkage.

10. Talking Rarely - Intellectual conversations will promote the efficiency of the brain.
i talk a lot, but i talk nonsense ;D

When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different.
You just know that your name is safe in their mouths.

Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French Fries and feel happy they are eating it.

Love is what makes you smile when you’re tired.

If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.

Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.

My mommy loves me more than anybody.
You don’t see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.

You really shouldn’t say “I LOVE YOU” unless you mean it.
But if you mean it, you should say it a lot.


People forget.






adapted and edited from
mf.commontown.net
;D

WHEEEEEE!
throw your hands up and celebrate.
speechday is OVER! FOREVER!
i mean yea, it's over.
no more stupid moves.
;DDD
-HAPPPPPY!-
okay, fell madly in love with milo ytd!
and ofcoz BALLS ;D
just feeling a bit too high.

met manda. amandaong, carlyn and cMt.
club men's talk, cut my throat.
WHATEVER!
ate breakfast at macs ;D
well before this cheena auntie keep asking me for directions.
i'm quite okay with her.
but she kept using her stinky 'put fish' plastic bag to touch me.
you cant imagine how disgusted i was.
BLEA.

so yar, speechday was a BORE!
as usual.
YADAYADAS.
went home to pack stuff.
met jz for lunch.

mental note: NEVER TO TAKE bus325 at ard 1.30pm.
the whole bus all primary school kids.
i'm like 'SHIT, I GOT ONTO A SCHOOL BUS!'

so blabla. went back to school.
see everyone punching their PSP like mad.
JEALOUS..
LOLS, i'm ashamed of myself!
got extremely high.
kena scolded for making too much noise.
whoooops!

performance was oh-kay.
but i think i gave a very BORED expression.

rehearsals were CRAP.
effing waiters, MAKE US WAIT FOR SO DAMN LONG.
you come and dance lar, kns!
wearing flats still make so much noise.
get a life.

blabla, i cannot go on.
NO FOOD!
D;

speechday is a waste of my time.
not very precious but yea.
so we're basically stoning thruout
the entire afternoon.
dancing only ONCE!
helping people putting on loose powder.
LOL, the guys look uber GAY!
;D

cab-bed home with JZ.
blangah him lar, coz nearby mar.
he open defiance to my kuehpeh!
;D
the taxi uncle sooo nice.
he told me to pay by cash so he dont need
to charge me the extra 35% peak hours thing.
;D HAPPY!
and plus i made one big round ard hougang!
such a nice man.
;D

gonna spend 7fucking hours in the threatrette.
doing nothing, locked up like animals.
i cant imagine what will it be like tmr.
we're probably gonna start smashing
buttons of our electronic devices!

and i really think i am DAMN DUMB!
jz, pris, tangmusi, zhien and phie playing taidi.
and they said the loser must 'get out'.
and they meant 'get out of the game'.
yea, i tot they meant get OUT of the threatrette.
okay fine, LAUGH!
totally embarrassed myself.
but it's not the first time,
i'll survive.

watching the ahwang show.
lols! ridiculous lar. nvm!

okok, darren says i blog about
extremely mundance stuff.
whoops.
and yes, our foodstock is alr at
emergency level.
our rice supply's gonna run out in like 2months.
i think the world's ending.

grab a boy and grab a girl.

and i realise i have this uber bad habit.
that will get me into really DEEP shit.
in places like Bugis Street.
and ofcoz, that is to keep staring at people.
O:
Lorraine says i keep staring at her.
i will remind {poke} myself next time.
SORRY LORRAINE!

slept for 2hours just now.
uber shiok ;D
this is so mundane.

speechday tmr.
SIAN.

hurhur, tang-mu-si.
okay lur, i know this is so wrong.

met up with evon and EZ for tuition.
surprisingly we were earlier than ahhong!
;D
as usual, i was driving my teacher nuts!
XD
and i left my calculator in his house.
well done!

done my SS test.
results SUCKED lur!
shows that FIONA is not the 'SS' material!
emaths left with REVISION EX10.

and i'm still procrastinating!
i think i'm gonna fucking fail my art.
WHATEVER.

i feel like a loser!
and i'm gonna dengue.

my hair is outrageously SHAWT!
lols ;D
like a 'stupider' version of shermaine!
sorries, dear!
i'm gonna wear a taliban costume to school everyday!

;D
came back from partay{ing} with
the +65 Al-Falah gang members ;D
came home smelling like terriyaki chicken.
XD
bought the same bag as
{black-pepper chicken}
con-shop! LOLS.
neon green inside, HAAAAPPPPY!
{fatso beef} apparently was lying to me
about his throat infection!
and i dumped a rubik's cube at him!
next week we shall go print photos! ;D

SPORTS DAY.
i know i'm laggin by a few days lur.
SPORTS DAY was a-OKAY ;D
although sharifah fainted.
XD
was super uber HAWT!
i can cook pepper lunch
on my head and butt.
CCA Mixed got 2nd.
not bad not bad.
at least we manage to win the
OLE SO STUCKUP basketball.
and BANMINTON.
{only about 2secs apart}

and sadly, Pagasus was last.
blardy hell.
i shal wear Griffin now!

went to J8 for PEPPER LUNCH.
athough weiming refuses to treat me!
the whole foodcourt was like our CANTEEN.
flooded entirely with MAYFLOWERIANS!
;D
cam-whore{d} with people.
surprisingly with people like.
4D's STAR: Alyssa
Daisy Lian Weizi

and i hate people who tries to AA.
by acting all overwhelmed with SADNESS!
no one understands.
feel her wrath people!

I SHALL NOT PROCRASTINATE.
finish emaths homework!
XD

woke up at 5.30am today.
made my way to the graveyard?
hhas, i cant find a better word.
so yes, blablaa.
the smoke was POOF!

and i've came u with a conclusion:
all the aunties are damn despo lar.
they can resort to burning to the grave.
razing all the poor plants to the ground.
so that you can pay them 100BIG BUCKS
to re-grow the plants.

and yea, i realised few of my cousins
almost died during birth.

one of them was a premature baby,
almost dying when he came out.

the other was in a wrong position during birth.
the head's suppose to come out first.
but hers was legs out first.
so yet another god prayed for her to 'turn' about,
so that her head will come out first.

if she cant remember who helped her,
there's nothing we can do about it.
she's just another idiot who cant rmb her 'roots'.

enough of this rubbish, i'm super tired.
shall go nap! ;D

do SS {test}.
maths take-home {test}
emaths homework.
POA {test}

lols!
my dad thinks i watch porn.
he just came into my room,
and started peering over my shoulder.
i was just stoning at my MSN.
he said something like,
'make sure there's no proof, dont let me catch you doing it!'
HOLY DUCK!
lols ;D
it's time i send him to hougang chalet for a check.
he's so paranoid!

another day passes.
hurhur, Daisy's a cheapskate!
her test exactly from tys.
DIAOS!
nevermind, no comments.

ran 2.4 today, died halfway.
so yea. run next week.
have serious issues with people
forever 'feigning' to be unwell.
it's not any shit cock vigourous activity.
GAAAAH!

Jimmy Neutron should pump his cock!
damn fucked up.

Jimmy says: Fiona, how's your chem?
Fiona says: Not bad lar, why?
Jimmy says: Doesnt look VERY good to me. -smug face-
Fiona says: see whether want to do not lor.
can do but dont want do.
Jimmy says: so you're not interested lar?
FIONA REPLIES WITH A SMIRK: YES! byebye ;D

kanasai, so guailan.
do one paper must check everything!
EVERY SINGLE BULLCOCK ANSWER!
siao leh. ofcoz my chem not bad lar.
if not how to be AL?!

SORRIES YUXI.
i'm getting very very vulgar nowadays ar.
every little thing i'll stick THAT finger out.
sorrysorry!
if you see this, ahha very good.
if not then, -LALALA- i dunno ;D

;D my brother saw the tee.
was like "OMG! oooooh WHY PINK!"
;D
finished studying revising/studying physics.
wadever and however you call it ;D

lent Darren my SS tb.
fuckcock. cannot study SS.
okok. too vulgar.

i shall end here, it's time i get ample sleep.








♥♥♥
ouch.
the thought is enough to make me cringe.
only after hell freezes over, my ♥!

CCROOP {Correction of Errors}

Commission - wrong person
Compensating - amt in DR&CR cancel out each other
Reversal - Dr acc is Cr. vice versa
Ommission - not recorded
Original Entry - wrong amount
Principle - wrong type of acc.

DR: Return Inwards, Debtors

i'm failing POA. lalala ;D

had napfa today.
at least didnt fail anything lur.
results were shockingly
better than during PE lessons.
i shall not comment on Joenyen.
i have issues with him sometimes, but he's ♥!

moving on.
IPU was killer {as usual}!
but managed to do 5!
rather than the usual3.
but Joenyen kinda let us cheat.
and i keep screaming,
BIMBO-ism.

Jiamin said i look like a {angmoh} ahlian.
in other words, she's trying to say
i'm a BITCH.
;O

wanted to go home lur.
but dont want go hime myself.
waited for my mom at hub ;D
went looking ard ;D
i need a bag ;D
and some new clothes!
thought of wad to buy for Jiamin.
rel cock-(ky) too ;D

tried on my skinnies at home.
haha! my brother said i look skinny.
i live with him so long!
first time hear him say something so SENSIBLE.
lols ;D

i shall not procrastinate further.
i have to finish up my english compre.
study correction of errors ;D
and maths corrections!
LALALA

disappointed. hahas.
stupid idiot, so never give face.
DANG. nevermind ;D
get over all the cute guys!

was playing with webcam today morning.
;D
1am.
hahs! did a lot of stupid things.
with evon liu wen{square}!

i have two more chinese compo.
i wanna die D;

something for all to laugh at.
my mom's damn jealous of my brother!
;D

he got a {really?} nice bday present.
i mean if it's not nice.
at least the wrapping paper is DARN NICE ;D

then she said i biased.
give that idiot such nice present.
LOLS.
we getting him a mango cake from Swensen's.
more like for me lar.
coz if i'm not wrong, he does not fancy mango!

therefore, the few lame things for you to laugh at.

1. i'm more the one who's gonna finish the cake.
not the stupid bday boy ;D

2. my mom's jealous.
{mental note to buy something nicer for her on mom's day}

3. i bought that idiot a super gay {couple} teeshirt.
his is pink with a female face.
mine is black with a guy face.
this is so wierd, but i dont care.
i told him if he doesnt like it,
just wear it at home.
and not be a meanie and use it to
WIPE BUTT! ;D
-hmms, ponder, ponder-

4. i dunno why i spend money on him.

my brains are dead.
XD

and i dunno how to make my comp chenise-friendly.
i used to be able to do it WITHOUT a cd.
if i call the computer guy,
he sure laugh and say i sotong.
PFFT.





patch?

hahas. just another random titlle.
went for facial lur and that involves
screaming my butts out! D:
waiting for brother.
so went shopping with mom.
bought skinnies and a tank form MANGO.
having sale. but also not very discount-ed.
so nevermind.

came home and finished my Vietnam trip essay.
gaaah, so troublesome. but quite fun lur ;D
i wrote it at 1.30am this morning.
the essay sounded really wierd at first.
i have serious issues with sentence structures.
and of spelling ;D

finishing POA{classwork} now.
was sleeping in class ;D
doing chemistry {classwork} later.
WHY?
because i was sleeping in class again.
i know i'm asking for it.
but yar. left 2compre questions from the 2005paper.
{classwork}
why left two.
cause i sleeping in class, yet again.
and maybe i'll finish my
third and final essay tomorrow morning.

and yes. i really look forward to tomorrow.
not because i have tuition in the morning.
hehe! ;D
{furniture/designer}UNCLE'S SON COMING!
hurray FIONA ;D
nevermind, this is so retarded.

start poking your eyes.
SEE FAAAAAAAAR
;D

congrats to my 500th post! ;D
but then, i'm gonna whine about my
REALLY PATHETIC BLEAK LIFE.

i have no idea why in the name of HELL,
i am chosen as the {combined scicen} Academic Leader.
(ahlian leader) XD

emaths AhLian too ;D
but probability test was killer.
didnt do last question.
stupidstupid! O:

i'm getting really sick of Daisy.
the mega micorphone is damn irritating lur!
and her darn high-pitched 'ALRIGHT CLASS'.
sians, tuition is part and parcel of life.
I WILL REMEMBER THAT, shermaine.
DARN! XD

there's only the Highway Blue's song
and a Beethavan song in my
windows media player.
darn.
borrow hard{drive}{disk}{dunno WHAT}
from butt tmr ;D
HAHAHS ;D

sian ar, got probability test tmr.
my brains already half dead.
and all nuaaaa.
sians.

ooh bloody.
the comp is on right after i reach home.
well done Miss Fiona, you're gonna fail ur olevels ;D

my wrist hurts lur.
i'm dying young.
PS. i want black rose okay! ;D

i shall not procrastinate,
and start doing my work.
PROPERLY lur.

nuuuuuaaaa. nothing much lur?
me and my dad are so dead without my mom.
both of us debate very long
to see who shld go buy dinner.
and i'm still very fussy.
keep chosing my food.
blabla. we'll starve ourselves ;D

after sooooo long, i've decided to have
a decent conversation with weiming.
and now he's driving me up the wal
AGAIN!
i shld slap him ;D

hahas. i think my poor tv and computer
will be thrown out of the window.
by the end of next month.
at the rate of me using them,
i'm gonna fail my olevels ;D
congrats, dear!

hoho! new computer up ;D
the technician is so funny.
he kept insisting that i'm a SINGAPOREAN,
so i should be proud to be one.
'ohyea sure, over my dead body!'
;D
and i gave him my rubik's cube soln paper.
hahas! finally learnt how to solve it.
only after 6145313monkey dinosaur years ;D
and he's SOOOOO POSITIVE about life.
LOLS. and quite smart lar.
;D double-science.
and ofcoz, he went crazy went i told him
'BEING POSTIVE IS SELF-DENIAL!'
yes please, it is ofcoz true ;D

being negative, is being down-to-earth ;D


LOVES.
i keep dozing off in class.
i shld start sleeping early, yea!
and start watching HEROS!

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